Excerpt from the Dunedin News Limited, Inc.
Local Dunedin man might just have saved the world as we know it! His discovery of the secret of growing Cool Ranch Doritos in his backyard is a game changer. Scientists from around the world are congratulating and amazed at this break thru! He is quoted in saying, “I want no patent or trademark on my discovery and freely give this knowledge to the World!” Reporters were amazed at the video and proof of the Doritos growing all over his backyard. He is reportedly working on cure for toilet paper too! More news to follow on this!
Dunedin News Limited, Inc. “All the News that Saves the world”!
